i. You can't the square root of a negative integer.

ii. Roman numerals are not allowed. No exceptions.

-8. combo breaker i am the combo breaker. the combo breaker is the law and the law is the law so who say you? combo breaker or combo breaker? combo breaker combo! breaker! combo breaker! so its now or never!

-7. /b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.

-6. LOL NEGATIVE

-5. No moar negative rules.

-4. Rule 210 must be followed or you are breaking rule 100. No exceptions.

-3. Every rule above 100 must be followed. No exceptions.

-2. Never cuss out any Canadians apart from Tico135.

-1. Rule -0 does not exist.

-0. this rule does not exist.

÷0. Way to go dumbass. You just broke the universe. I hope you're happy.

0. There are no rules after 0.

1. Do not talk about /b/

2. Do NOT talk about /b/

2.1337. You can't edit rule 2, newfags. By editing rule 2 you will never have sex in your life. EVER. No exceptions.

3. We are Anonymous.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502... . Expect us.

4. Anonymous is legion.

5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.

6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.

8. There are no real rules about posting.

9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.

11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

14. Do not argue with trolls, it means that they win.

15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

17. Every win fails eventually.

18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

21. Original content is original for only a few seconds before getting old.

22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.

28. Always question a person's gender, just in case it's really a man.

29. On the internet; all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

30. There are NO girls on the internet.

31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.

33. Lurk moar, it's never enough.

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).

38. No real limits of any kind apply here, not even the sky.

39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.

42. The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.

43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.

45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car

46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.

47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).

48. A cat is fine too.

49. One cat leads to another.

50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.

51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.

52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.

54. /b/ sucks today.

55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.

56. They will not bring back Snacks.

57. You will never have sex.

58. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.

59. Fuck Gaston.

60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.

61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63, no exceptions or else.

62. Everything has been cracked and pirated.

63. There are female versions of all male characters. No Exceptions.

64. If you /r/ it and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIxI does not have it, become an hero.

65. Anonymous is not your personal army.

66. The cake is a lie.

67. Anonymous does not "buy", Anonymous downloads.

68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Never. No.

69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?

69.69. NAWMEEN!

69.6969. NAWMSAIN

70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

71. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

72. Chuck Norris is your father. No exceptions.

73. If there isn't enough just ask for MOAR.

74. If you post it, they will cum.

75. Rule 75 is a lie. goddamn windows

76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.

77. The internet makes you stupid. Unless you're a Rapist. Then you're gay.

78. It will always need moar sauce.

79. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate

80. Ebaums did it. No exceptions.

81. Anonymous is a virgin by default.

82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet.

83. Only clusterfucks start edit wars.

84. All rules aren't true, including this one.

84-B. Sub-rules are forbidden.

85. Rules 1, 2, 34, and 35 are exceptions to rule 84.

86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.

87. If you say Candlejack, you w

87.5 Scream

88. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.

89. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.

90. It's never lupus.

91. There is gay porn of it, no exceptions.

92. Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.

93. Go fuck yourself.

94. DO NOT WANT!

95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?

96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.

97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.

98. Only Zippocat is truth.

99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.

100. Faggotry will not be tolerated.

101. You are never THE BEST suck at anyeverything, deal with it.

102. You are made of fail and AIDS.

103. That's not mud.

104. The internet is for porn.

105. Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

106. Rule 109 is true.

107. "That's what she said" jokes are stupid

108. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

109. Rule 106 is false.

110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.

111. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.

112. What you click isn't always what you get.

113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads. But ask anyway.

114. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.

115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.

116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.

117. Always go out of your way to make n00bs feel uncomfortable.

118. Newfags must be tortured to death. No exceptions.

119. Only newfags like caturday, Chuck Norris, and Desu.

120. Nobody likes you.

121. Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped.

122. There is NO God here (Except Chuck Norris).

123. 456789

124. When Anonymous is surprised, bricks must be shat.

125. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.

126. shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions.

127. No NewFaggots aloud.

128. Everything you know is a lie, but all those lies are nothing. So by using the transitive property we can conclude that everything = nothing and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e = everything n = nothing

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n

As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

129. BOTS will be dismantled.

130. Internet = Very Scary

131. Whatever it is, pie is involved in some form. No exceptions.

132. If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist. (Except Chuck Norris) No other exceptions.

133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)

134. If it talks, you must shut it up.

135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.

136. _uck _ou_self solve it.

137. Tuck yourself in. Is the answer.

138. Rule 139 does/will not exist.

139. Rule 138 is true.

140. XKCD can explain everything. explain it or it goes.

141. Godmoding is retarded. Seriously just accept your death.

142. Just ignore him he will think you're afk.

143. If you ignore her, she will bitch.

144. People can't understand sarcasm.

145. If you take it seriously gtfo.

146. Stop giving the mic a blowjob.

147. Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.

148. You don't get any cookies. No exceptions. So don't even ask.

149. Brandon is God's son, making him Jesus. Chuck Norris has no son.

150. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. They will just target you.

151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.

152. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it.

153. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions.

154. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh.

155. They don't have hacks, you just suck really bad.

156. If you want to know who anonymous is then GTFO!

157. Someone already did it better. No exceptions.

158. It was in an episode of South Park. No exceptions.

159. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something".

160. Google ftw. No exceptions.

161. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying.

162. The girl next to you in the library couldn't give a shit.

163. There's a reason- you know what? Fuck it. If you can't figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MOAR.

164. Refer to step 2 on Rule #165.

165. Refer to step 3 on Rule #93.

166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.

167. Fleshlights are the answers to life's problems. No exceptions.

168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet.

169? Nah I'll have 2 69s.

170. None of us is as cruel as all of us.

171. At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely.

172. Use inside jokes moar. It upsets users.

173. STFU! Before I go Chris Brown on you!

174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.

175. The talk page is for spam. Don't go there.

176. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.

177. Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. No exceptions

178. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3.

179. Refer to all unwritten rules. No exceptions.

180. For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others.

181. Anything that's good is a virus.

182. We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP! HE'S BEING TOTALLY CEREAL!!!

183. I have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's. Also, I have this cake.

184. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature (english subtitles are acceptable)

185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has porn.

186. Furfags can yiff in hell.

187. If you think you are the meister, you're lying to yourself. JMW, JMO, JEO, JEE, and JME are teh Lords & Meisters. So all your bass r belong to us!

188. If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you to Mars.

189. Bukake is not cool. Never was. Never will be. EVER!!

190. The only good hentai is yuri, thats how the internet works.

191. You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails.

192. If you break rule 1 and 2. You will be rickroll'd in hell.

193. If you break rule 192. You will be spanked by Chuck Norris. In heaven. No exceptions.

194. If you break rule 2, Chuck Norris will tickle your pubes.

195. People called Fred are just epic. No Exceptions.

196. People named Tony are just win. No Exceptions.

197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.

198. If it's not on Google, It doesn't exist. No Exceptions.

199. "???? PROFIT!" must always be at the bottom, newfags.

200. Pictures or it didn't happen.

201. Maths in failing:

Win + Fail = Epicfail
Fail + Fail = Win
Win + Win = Fail
Epicfail + Epicfail = Chuck Norris

No exceptions

202. HEY I'm io9 AND I'm CLINICALLY OBESE. NO EXCEPTIONS

203. If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions.

204. People named Kevin are queer, People called "Z 0 D I A C" Are also queer. Please throw rocks at them, Unless Kevin knows what 8 X Pi Is. NO EXCEPTIONS.

205. Americans are fat. No exceptions (except for Dave and Chuck Noris)

206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.

207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't.

208. Rules 1, 2 and 207 are false. /b/ does not exist.

209. See rule 210.

210. See rule 209.

211. srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions.

212. 4chan sucks. No exceptions.

213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.

214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.

215. Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button.

216. 3, is the magic number.... 3, is the magic number.... NO EXCEPTIONS!

217. Creator of 4chan is gay. No exceptions.

218. Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed.

219. Google is not a calculator

220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

221. RETARDED NEWFAGS, ???? AND PROFIT! MUST ALWAYS BE AT THE BOTTOM. NO EXCEPTIONS.

222. Matt has a girlfriend. No Exceptions

223. Only faggots post rules above "PROFIT!". No Exceptions.

224. All rules above "PROFIT!" don't count. No Exceptions.

225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS

226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.

227. Creed is the worst band in the world. No exceptions

228. None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions.

229. You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions.

230. If it exists, there is Touhou fanart of it. No exceptions.

231. The number of friends you have on Facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in real life. No exceptions.

232. CHAINSAW RAPE. ENJOY IT. NO EXCEPTIONS.

233. There's always a rapist behind you. No exceptions.

234. You cannot control the person in charge. No exceptions.

235. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.

236. Eat the bagel!

237. Edward Cullen is a fag. No exceptions.

238. Only hardcore gamers buy computers without RAM

239. If you cant triforce then you are a newfag. And if you brag that you are not a newfag because you can triforce, you are still a newfag. The same thing goes for zalgo towers, greentext, blankpost, 7 and PENIS. No exceptions.
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240. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCKS COCKS.

241. There will always be one rule that somebody left out. No exceptions.

242. Only niggers like watermelon. No exceptions.

243. The 90s didn't exist.

244. It's not possible to understand it, and when you do understand it, then it's even worse.

245. LOLWUT

246. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. No exceptions.

247. Never gonna tell a lie, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna cross the line and hurt you. No exceptions.

248. By the time you are taking a shit every thread you're interested in 404's.

249. People on the internet do NOT know how to use apostrophe`s.

250. Rule 250 divided by 0. Oh shi-

251. Anything can be a meme. Except Milhouse.

252. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.

253. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.

254. One does not simply walk ride the eagles shoop da whoop into Mordor

255. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.

256. The cuter and more innocent it is, the more fun it is to corrupt it. See Rule 43.

257. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.

258. As the amount of time a person spends on the internet increases, the probability of that person learning about the sexual behavior (and in particular, PENISes) of species other than humans increases to 1.

259. The game. You just lost it.

260. The stuff under the sink is for drinking ONLY. NO EXCEPTIONS.

261. /b/ is the devil's lair, no exceptions.

262. Azn people cant read well enough to type on here.

263. TENTACLE RAPE. ENJOY IT MOAR THAN 232. No exceptions.

264. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.

265. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.

266. Everything you love will be destroyed. ha ha

267. The interwebz is for cats only

268. All pictures are photoshopped. No exceptions.

269. three 69's. mmmm

270. Despite all your rage you're still just a rat in a cage.

271. If it is merely amazing, it can never be OMIGOSH!

272. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.

273. Be afraid of Allah. Wherever you are.

274. ;_;

276. inb4 ???? PROFIT

277. inafteralotofshit

278. THIS RULE IS NOT AS HUEG AS XBOX

279. Anonymous, The only thing you've managed to break so far, Is my heart.

280. This was a triumph. No exceptions

281. Anonymous are hackers on steroids. No Exceptions.

282. Battletoads are /b/. No exceptions

283. Stop calling me homo.

284. Pillz Here.

285. All will add to the awesome of this site. No exceptions.

286. There are always an exception. No exceptions.

287. Everybody is playing the game. No exceptions.

288. Nothing is Sacred.

289. The Black Guy Dies first. No Exceptions. Unless it's Morgan Freeman.

290. No one in real life cares about your interests. No exceptions.

291. Women are for sammiches. No exceptions. Women who are offended can refer to rule 293.

292. Women belong in the kitchen. No exceptions. Unless it is in the bedroom.

293. Why aren't you in the kitchen? WHORE.

294. There is always an exception, when there's no exceptions.

294.5 Rule 294 = lie. No exceptions.

295. She does not want to touch you, nor does she want to love you.

297. Reading this makes you a mrade. As many exceptions as wanted

298. If you see it on 4chan it doesn't exist.

299. This is blasphemy. This is madness. No exceptions.

300. Rule 299 IS A LIE. THIS IS SPARTA. NO EXCEPTIONS.

301. 16 year old girls are the largest known source of fail in the universe. No exceptions.

302. If it isn't a Rule. It Doesn't exist. No Exceptions. Please Refer to Rule 303 for further Instructions.

303. If it isn't a Rule Yet, it will be. No Exceptions

304. Anontalk is a bunch of fags. No exceptions.

305. AT&T is a bunch of fags. No exceptions.

306. GOD WAS HERE. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

307. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

308. Thepiratebay is full of win. No exceptions

309. Moar rules?

310. Microsoft Sam is God. No Exceptions.

311. LOLcats created the internet. No Exceptions.

312. Rule 311 is false. Chuck Norris created the internet. No exceptions.

313. Tampons are teabags for vampires.

314.1592653589793238462643383279502... . Expect us.

315. Do NOT troll a troll. You do not know the consequences of doing this.

316. O o
317. /¯_______________________________
318. | SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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321. The lazer destroyed rule 320

322. Refer to step 1 on Rule #164

323. Boxxy Co$ is the only exception to rule 19.

324. One shall never be judged by what they fap to.

325. You NEVER shoot anybody in the balls. No exceptions.

326. Sharing is caring. No exceptions.

327. As long as there are 2 people on this earth, somebody is gonna want somebody dead.

328. You always lose your money on something, no exceptions.

329. You always should like waffles.

330. Ctrl+W opens another webpage.

331. Rule -9 is the only exception to rule 325. No exceptions.

332. everybody was a newfag at one point in their lives.

333. None of the Internet rules can apply to every day life.

334. You must be playing the game at all times, You just lost.

335. In 50 years the world will follow these rule as if they were the bible.

336. Fear is only an alusion. No Exeptions.

337. No matter who or where you are Pedobear will find you.

338. Sage is sexy. see Rule 86.

339. In soviet Russia, Rules write YOU!!!!!

340. People on the internet don't care for your sympathy all they want is your pride.

341. The internet is like a cake, which is like an onion, which is like an ogre.

342. If God made us and we made the internet then god must love porn.

343. 1+1=3. No exeptions.

343-GS. no, u cant kill him so stop trying.

344. If we were meant to fly we would be born with jet engines.

345. If you link-surf more than 3 times you WILL end up on porn.

346. Two people and something inanimate will always end bad.

347. Plagerizim is only right when its for school work! no execeptions.

348. Rule 347 was taken from some one else for a good reason.

349. The only proper way to experiance Web 2.0 is to use windows vista or mac OSX and be running firefox or google chrome. no exceptions.

350. Anyone can hack anything. No Exceptions.

351. Always remember, what has been seen can not be unseen

352. The internet is alive and it knows where you live. No exceptions.

353. Chuck Norris. No exceptions

354. Everyone, everywhere, sucks, all the time. Excpet Chuck Noris.

355. Randomly typing the word "fuck" into anything instantly makes it better

356. YouTube wants your soul

357. The internet is everything. All that once was and all that will be. It controls time and space; love and death. The internet can see into your mind. The internet can see into your SOOOUUL. Not really

358. Santa runs Amazon, no exceptions.

359. Hentai is your friend

360. If it's not a meme it soon will be. Except Milhouse. No exceptions.

361. The Goggles, They do nothing

362. If all else fails, google it.

363. Viewing/making Rule 34 of Yotsuba Koiwai(404 Girl) forces anonymous to inflict horrible pain to all of the following; You, your family, your children, their friends, their friend's families, You again, and anyone outside of anomymous who has ever heard the individual letters that make up your name.

365. No one on the internet knows how to count

366. Posting your opinion on the internet instantly makes it wrong. No exceptions

367. Godwin's Law applies. No exceptions or you're a nazi.

368. You suck, no exceptions.

369. Just Stop, hammertime.

370. Lost? Mapquest FTW.

371. The rules are SERIOUS FUCKING BUISNESS.

372. Game over. No exceptions.

373. The first word of rules 368-372.

375. Weegee can see you if you see him.

376. If all else fails, KILL IT WITH FIRE

377. Do what you want cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate

378. Don't copy that floppy

379. If they see you rollin' they will start hatin'

380. Rule 506 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

381. N00bs are an often over looked section of the food guide pyramid.

382. The internet does what it does because it can.

383. Nothing bad ever happens in Utah.

384. Foxy Fluffs are everything. No exceptions.

385. Huskys are the new fox.

386. Sleep is for the weak you will die. No exceptions.

387. The game is a cake. See rule 66.

388. Samus's crotch is ALWAYS a trap. No exceptions.

389. Just because you play Halo or Call of Duty, doesn't mean you're a dedicated gamer.

390. Censorship is for *** holes.

391. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

392. Messing with the rules is like dividing by zero and falcon punching Captian Falcon combined. YOU DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!!

393. Every major Team Fortress 2 update will nerf the spy. No exceptions.

394. Beyonce DID have one of the best vidoes of all time

395. Leave Britany alone. No exceptions.

396. Bitches will never know 'bout your dick. No exceptions.

397. Only Chuck Norris can really TRIFORCE.

398. Redundant redundancy is redundant. No exceptions

399. Rule 398 is redundant

400. Anonymous knows that you're secretly a gay, furry, pedo, emo bitch. No exceptions

401. Leave Chris Crocker alone. No exceptions

402. You are always naked at all times on the internet. No exeptions.

403. you are not permitted to view this rule.

404. This rule is unable to be found.

405. Head on must be applied directly to the forehead

406. Always remeber, the Tails Doll is real

407. I accidently a coka~cola bottle. Is this bad?

408. You are all slaves to advertisment. No exceptions. Now buy this.

409. It's good at cleaning stuff

410. Humans are apes, no exception.

411. The computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange upon websites and pages is very meaningful in its existance and tampering with said network is not to be taken lightly. For translation please see rule 380.

412. There is always an exception, no exceptions.

413. Party hard DAMM U

414. You are gay for Bridget, regardless of gender. No exceptions.

415. Scout IS delicious.

416. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

417. 1337 $P34K does not make you cool. No exceptions

418. 1337 $P34K makes you look like an asshole. No exceptions

419. 1337 $P34K |$ 73|-| B3$7

420. Guns are the answer. No exceptions.

421. Denying it does make it go away except AIDS, no exceptions

422. Its not gay if you beat them up afterwards

423. Only Newfags believe in the number infinity

424. You have diabeetus

425. Your mom jokes are getting a little old now.

426. Your mom is getting a little old too!!!!!

427. When fighting zombies, aim for the head!

428. If their head comes off and they are still standing, aim for something else.

429. RayWilliamJohnson did your mom. No exceptions

430. Theres no such thing as "The meaning of life"

431. Rule 42 is the exception to rule 430.

432. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules 34-35. No exceptions

434. All people are shit. No exceptions.

435. If you think that you are an exception to rule 434 then you are really shit. No exceptions.

436. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules 434 and 435. No exceptions.

437. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A START. Congratualtions, you are now god.

438. WWRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

439. Sage is sexy.

440. Bears are the #1 threat to humanity. No exceptions.

441. Only MY milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

442. You will always be tired of the mother fucking snakes on the mother fucking plane, no exceptions.

443. Google is the ultimate evil, no exceptions.

444. Sandvich very good!

445. all newfags shall be pwned, under the jurisdiction of /b/. Which is /b/, do not question /b/.

446. SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!!!

447. The answer is no.

448. Rule 447 is wrong, the answer is yes.

449. Rule 448 is wrong, the answer is a gun.

450. If rule 449 doesn't work, then more gun.

451. If rule 450 doesn't work, tactical nuclear strike.

452. Using a sham-wow causes Billy Mays to haunt you. No exceptions

453. Chuck Norris is the only exception to rule 332

454. I need about tree-fiddy

455. God only knows that we are not who we say we are... Satan tells us.

456. Men, as you are reading this your girlfriend is cheating on you with someone richer. No excpetions

457. Women, as you are reading this your boyfriend is cheating on you with a common whore. No exceptions

458. Your favorite band sucks. No exceptions

459. You must enforce the rules on every site you visit. No exceptions

460. What has been seen cannot be unseen. No Exceptions.

461. The government is trying to systimatically kill us off. No exceptions

462. The zombie armagedon will begin on March 28th, 2045, at 2:03pm. Buy guns now dammit

463. Everything you know is a lie, including this rule

464. You must support Obama's death panels

465. No one can be told what the matrix is. Except Chuck Noris.

466. More people are raped by dolphins every year than are killed by great white sharks. Not a rule just something you REALLY NEED TO FUCKING KNOW.

467. Gravity Cat is not amused. no exceptions.

468. You must construct additional pylons.

469. Knowing is half the battle.

470. Violence is the other half of the battle.

472. Your spoon is to big.

473. There is no spoon.

474. Lex Luther took 40 cakes. And that's terrible.

475. Poor literacy is kewl

476. No exceptions. No exceptions

477. A teaspoon of sperm makes your teeth healthier. No exceptions.

478. People named Daniel are douchebags.

479. Your thumb being extended in an upward position expresses your approval of a given situation.

480. There is a ninja behind you. No exceptions

481. Chuck Norris plans to kill that ninja.

482. If you loose your iPod become an hero

483. You are not alowed to call someone newfag unless you are an oldfag or a samefag.

484. Missingno is watching you at all times. No exceptions.

485. Rule 486 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

486. Clicking here breaks the entire internet forever.

487. Rule 486 is STILL SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

488. The word bed look like a bed, no exceptions.

489. As long as their are boobs, it's ok.

491. The lazer from rules 316-319 destroyed rule 490.

492. It is always peanut-butter-jely-time. No exceptions

493. Your mom goes to college.

494. Lucky Charms are, in fact, magically delicious. No exceptions

495. I see what you did there

496. Cool story bro

497. You WILL get ancient chinese wisdom from fortune cookies.

498. The internet makes you socially awkward

499. Snake? No snake. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

500. This rule had an internal error.

501. This rule has an external error.

502. Fuck your life, no exceptions.

503. Rule 34 will rape your childhood

504. Farts make everything funny, no exceptions.

505. ÄL† l醆ërîñg ƒûçks wï†h ñèwƒâgs

506. Rule 105 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

507. Everyone on the internet is a total ass hole. No exceptions.

508. Christmas is the day Santa died for our sins.

509. Fuck.

510. The internet wants to touch you in an innapropriate place.

511. You want to touch you in an innapropriate place too

512. Getting PWND on WOW is nothing everything to be ashamed of.

513. This is not the time to panic

514. NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC!!!

515. All discussion threads lead to something horrible. No exceptions

516. All discussion threads lead to something hilarious. No exceptions

517. Everything bad in the world can be directly traced back to either you or anonymous

518. Gather 'round the campfire and sing the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!!!

519. O RLY?

520. YA RLY.

521. NO WAI!!!

555. THEN WHO WAS PHONE???!!!???!!!

666. Humanity is evil. No exceptions.

911. The cops hate you. No exceptions, not even if you're a cop.

1337. You are not an oldfag because you know what 1337 means. No exceptions.

1488. You gain fame and influence every time you don´t want/need it. No exceptions.

1776. America is fucked

2000. Y2K can't triforce, thus he is a newfag. No exceptions.

2001. 9/11 was caused by angry Muslims, deal with it.

2012. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

2468. Who do we appreciate? Chuck Norris!!!

3141. Anonymous is the main boss of the Internet. Good luck beating him/her/them/it

9000. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?... (see rule 9001)

9001. It's over nine thousand. No exceptions.

9002. Newfags abuse the meme "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND"

9003. ????

9004. PROFIT